spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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