yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I looked at my own cervix.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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