We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
if only i could text you this smell
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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