She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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