She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My dad is sitting where you rode me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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