can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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