One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I will pee on everything he values.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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