I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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