He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
