Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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