Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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