i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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