Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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