White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Michael Bay diarrhea
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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