Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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