I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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