but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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