He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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