I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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