these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
His hands were made for my vagina.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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