Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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