ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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