I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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