I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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