I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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