I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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