we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Nicole vs. Life
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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