its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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