We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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