we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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