I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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