my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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