But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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