Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
