i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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