Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just blew my weed a kiss
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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