Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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