the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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