fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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