ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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