Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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