when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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