i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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