Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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