It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We are all done wearing pants today
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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