all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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