I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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