Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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