they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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