big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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