I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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