so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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