Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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