I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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