called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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