I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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